Archive for November, 2007
15.11.07

Morning Munchies: Boras-less ARod Talks Dollars With Yanks, Marbury Reappears In New York and MLB Coaches Of The Year

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14.11.07

Mind These Books: :07 Seconds or Less

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We watch the NBA players on TV, but the experience remains distant. For example, imagine being a fly on the wall in the Dallas locker room after every game of the Mavericks/Golden State Warriors series. Or after the Utah Jazz beat the Houston Rockets in Game 7, witnessing T-Mac at his locker so hurt he couldn’t even speak? How do coaches deal with those situations? How do teams react to tough losses or big wins behind the scenes? Sure we see Dirk embrace Don Nelson before walking off the court, but what happens after that? What transpires during a grueling 82 game season within an NBA family? How hard do NBA coaches really work and prepare for the playoffs? What about the Phoenix Suns? Does Coach D’Antoni just tell everyone to pass the ball to Nash and let Stevie find you? Why is Shawn Marion so miserable he wants to be traded? What went in Raja Bell’s head when he slammed Kobe Bryant to the floor in the playoffs? Or how about the whole story behind Amare Stoudemire’s arthroscopic knee surgery and rehab? Well Jack McCallum’s, :07 Seconds or Less is the open portal we desire.

In the 2005 NBA Playoffs, Amare Stoudemire destroyed the Western Conference. The 21-year-old power forward with Black Jesus tattooed on his neck averaged almost 35 points a game after averaging 26 points during the season. Entering the 2005-2006 season the Phoenix Suns were the darling of the NBA. Steve Nash just captured the 2004 MVP Award while Coach Mike D’Antonio earned the Coach of the Year award with his unorthodox run & gun offense. The Suns shocked the world winning over sixty games, leading the league in scoring. Nash and the gang proved doubters wrong about their style of play, racing all the way to the Western Conference Finals. Even though they lost to the San Antonio Spurs, entering the 2005-2006 season expectation could not have been higher, until…

Fresh off a max contract extension Amare Stoudemire required arthroscopic knee surgery. The same knee surgery that crippled high flying superstars Chris Webber, Anfernee Hardaway, Antonio McDyess, and Kenyon Martin. It became uncertain how long Stoudemire would be out or if he would ever be the same.

Joe Johnson requested management not to match the contract the Atlanta Hawks offered him as a restricted free agent. In return Phoenix received a few draft picks and an unknown Frenchman by the name of Boris Diaw. Combine uncertainty with Amare, Boris Diaw, and a trade that brought veteran Kurt Thomas for Quentin Richardson and you’re in for a roller coaster of a season.

Jack McCallum opens a window into the real world NBA. McCallum travels with the team, sits in on coaches meetings, and views a team the way true fans dream of. McCallum describes how an insecure Shawn Marion sat and moped after a playoff game that he scored 36 points and grabbed 20 rebounds in, because he felt Steve Nash got all the credit. The reader is allowed to sit in on coaches meetings listening to coaches complain about officiating and their “rental� Tim Thomas. We learn about the Phoenix Suns new owner Robert Sarver’s Mark Cuban-esque style. Including his rocky relationship with President Jerry Colangelo after allowing his son Bryan depart becoming GM of the Toronto Raptors. McCallum sits you next to Raja Bell in the locker room fuming about Kobe Bryant and the ever shit talking Eddie House. Between game planning to stop Phil Jackson and Kobe in a Game 7, deciding whether Amare should shut it down for the season, or listening to now head coach of the Grizzlies Mark Iavaroni compare his chalkboard to the Heat’s Stan Van Gundy’s, McCallum takes you on great journey through the 2005-2006 season with the Phoenix Suns.

Side note:

After reading this book, I can’t help but watch the Boston Celtics and hope more books like this are written.

14.11.07

Morning Munchies: Dwight Freeney is lost for the season while Stephon Starbuy is well… lost

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13.11.07

Morning Munchies: College Coaches Pointing Fingers, Adrian Peterson, and Damn MJ…

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  • So let me get this straight. University of Wyoming’s coach Joe Glenn guaranteed a victory over Utah before their Saturday game. Up 43-0 Utah’s coach Kyle Wittingham calls for an onside kick in the fourth quarter to rub it in resulting in Glenn flipping Wittingham the bird from across the field. Who isn’t a loser in this story?
  • Did Charlie Weiss really just blame his players for their 1-9 record? The first nine loss season in Notre Dame history. If Ty Willingham had gone 1-9 would he have even been allowed to finish the season? Karma… Karma…
  • Indiana freshman guard Eric Gordon put up 33 on Chattanooga in his college debut. Not only did Gordon shoot 7 of 11 from down town, but he set the record for most scored in a Hoosier debut.

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09.11.07

Morning Munchies: Pat White, Troy Williamson, and Mindrite Goes Global!

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Maybe West Virginia Quarterback Pat White can spark some Heisman talk with his 50-yard touchdown run with 1:36 left in regulation to beat the Louisville Cardinals last night? Maybe not.

Minnesota Vikings receiver Troy Williamson is being fined $25,588.24 (one game salary) for missing last Sunday’s game against the San Diego Chargers to attend his grandmother’s funeral. What a great organization…

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08.11.07

You Said You Wanted How Much?

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There’s this burrito place in my neighborhood that I really like. It’s a hot lunch spot for the local businesses, but when the evenings and weekends roll around the place is deserted. That’s when I like to go.The other night I was in there ordering the usual—a grande grilled chicken, when a funny thing happened at the register. I handed the owner my credit card and he swiped it just as a confused look swept over my face. The price on the screen in front of me was over $12,000. I looked again at the food before me. Yep, it was the same six-dollar burrito I had always ordered. It wasn’t topped with any gold flakes, it wasn’t encrusted in diamonds, there was no side of scrambled Faberge Eggs. No, something was definitely wrong.

When I read today that the LA Angels are interested in acquiring New York Yankees’ superstar Alex Rodriguez to the tune of $300 million, I wondered if the same mistake had been made. Moreover, a week ago Rodriguez informed his New York supervisors that if his services were to remain in the Bronx, they should set aside some $350 million for him. So, it appears that wherever A-Rod is for the next decade or so, he’ll be clearing right around 1/3 of a billion dollars.

Now, I’m not naïve. I know that pro sports are first and foremost a business. I realize that a salary like the one A-Rod is looking at is the product of the same supply and demand system that runs all capitalistic industries. And no, I’m not criticizing him for making as much as he does or for asking for as much as he wants. But still I have to say, yeah, this is just a little bit ridiculous.

First off, from a baseball standpoint, A-Rod is not worth it. The man’s worth a ton of cash, sure, but if I’m writing a check that large it would be for a player that’s put in better postseason performances than this guy has. In fact, the Yankees haven’t won a World Series in eight years and they’ve gone out in the first round during the last three. Sure, it’s a team sport, but whatever we’re talking about $300 million here.

Actually, let me just go ahead and make a list of just a few of the things on Earth that would prove worthy of such an outrageous price:

  1. Rosario Dawson... mmm... and Manson's ex-girl is kiiinda hot tooMichael Jordan on your basketball team from 1991-1999 with all the shoes, jerseys, warm-up clothes, and Luc Longley. No breaks for baseball.
  2. Having Rosario Dawson sign a one-year lease at your place and she’s got a Wii.
  3. Willy Wonka’s factory, the original movie, not the remake.
  4. Getting first dibs every week on Air Force One, so that Bush has to fly Jet Blue when you feel like taking it out to the coast for the weekend.

The fact of the matter is that the team that lands A-Rod may recoup the costs that come with him. LA Angels ticket and merchandise sales may skyrocket next year. The press may make them a front page staple. And let’s not forget about that upcoming season when he goes for and conquers Barry Bonds’ temporary homerun record. Every MLB club would love to have him in their jersey when that magical night rolls around.

But I still think that A-Rod for over $300 mil is a bad move. It’s not a bad business move, it’s a bad sports move. The business side is about money, the sports side is about winning the game. And the bottom line is there are wiser ways to win with that kind of money.

At the Burrito Grill, after my credit card was declined for the $12k purchase, the owner genuinely apologized to me. There was a glitch in the system, he explained. He was so sorry this had happened. Apparently, I was not the first customer that had experienced this inconvenience. A few days prior, the same bug charged one unsuspecting man $15k for his order…his card went through.

Angels, Yankees, whoever: please don’t let the same happen to you.

08.11.07

Why Can’t The MLB Postseason Be This Exciting?

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Sure, the MLB has its rules about when it is kosher to draw attention to- and from- its showcase games. But try not to hold a grudge against Team A-Rod for announcing the decision to opt-out of their 10 year/$250 million contract with the Yankees in the middle of a ho-hum of a World Series. Scott Boras and Alex Rodriguez simply felt like many other fellow baseball fans at the time, including myself, bored.

The excitement of offseason moves and speculation of team and player swaps make the bigger picture quite clear — The MLB offseason is more exciting to watch than the MLB postseason.

This year’s postseason produced 3 out of 4 sweeps in the first round of division series match-ups, 1 out of 2 sweeps in the League Championship Series (the Cleveland/Boston ALCS involved a 3-1 comeback from the eventual champs, and was actually exciting) and a 4-0 sweep in the World Series.

Last season, the division series produced 2 ½ sweeps (San Diego stole a game 3 from St. Louis thanks to Chris Young’s impressive outing), the LCS produced 1 of 2 sweeps and the World Series ended 4-1 in favor of the unexpected champs, the St. Louis Cardinals (despite Kenny Rogers’ Game 2 mysterious “smudge”).

There’s just something extra special about the offseason that brings more life to baseball these days. Turn your head for a brief moment and you may miss out on one of many exciting moments in the MLB offseason –

The Yankees/Joe Torre Managerial Drama
The Yankees insulted Joe Torre with an inadequate contract offer (1 year, $5 million with $3 in postseason incentives) so he high-tailed it to Los Angeles to manage the Dodgers, bumping ex-BoSox coach Grady Little from his role as skipper (though the team allowed him to “resign” instead of clearing out his office and having him awkwardly walk in on Torre and the Dodgers doing the deed). The vacant Yankees skipper job was handed over to former Marlins manager, former Yanks catcher, Joe Girardi. Interviewed but rejected wanna-be Yanks manager, Don Mattingly, will head to L.A. to join Torre’s coaching team.

The World Champs Try To Stay Intact
With Boston catching a discount with Curt Schilling (1 year/$8 mil plus incentives… he could’ve got double elsewhere), will the defending champs be able to work a deal to keep World Series MVP Mike Lowell at third base? Or will they join in on many other MLB teams eyeing a trade with Florida to acquire the big batting third-baseman Miguel Cabrera?

ARod To Sign Another Fat Contract With… Whom?
Without a sure-fire idea of where he wants to go, but knowing that he wants to figuratively eye other hot blondes, A-Rod’s final destination for 2008 is unclear. Will he stay in New York (either side of the subway) or head to Chicago (again, either side), Los Angeles or another team willing to dish out $30mil-plus?

Quality Pitching On The Trading Block?
Is Johan Santana finally going to receive a fat, fat contract to go along with his incredible pitching talent? Or, will he be traded away to someone willing to both pay up and give up quality prospects? Same goes for Florida’s Dontrelle Willis.

As the MLB general manager meetings continue this week in Florida, and team owners and GMs contemplate the future of their respective organizations, the league may want to consider sticking a few cameras inside the hotbed offseason action. Maybe trades and signings won’t necessarily go down this week — although the first trade took place yesterday by way of a 2-for-3 trade sending hot-and-cold closer Brad Lidge from the Astros to the Phillies — but seeds are planted and players’ futures are weighed and decided on. Where’s the harm in allowing a little extra fan access?

At best, fans can get an inside look at the formality or informality of the meetings. Sure, Peter Gammons, Tim Kurkjin and Tom Verducci give great insiders-only information. But wouldn’t it be fun to be a fly on the wall to listen in on half-joking-but-not-really trade talks between Omar Minaya and Theo Epstein, considering great ways to piss off the Steinbrenner family? Or being a fly on the wall as GMs and owners laugh at how much money Team A-Rod expects to earn in ‘08? Hey, I’ll give him $56 mil a year! Ha ha! Yeaaahhhh riiiiggghhttt… I’d have to have downed 3 FULL bottles of this Jack Daniels to even consider giving him $25 mil! Speaking of which, barkeep fill ‘er up!

At worst, GM meeting reality TV can’t be any less anticlimactic than this year’s postseason. Fans who stuck in for postseason yawners deserve to hear at least a few stories about the wheeling and dealing taking place behind the scenes between the league’s puppet masters and decision-makers.

This year I would tune in just to find out what the drink of choice was when Tom Hicks decided to give A-Rod a contract worth the same amount he paid to buy the entire Texas Rangers franchise (my guess: Johnny Walker Blue Label). Maybe then we could survey the cocktail parties for any excessive drinking of that same beverage to get a tip as to where A-Rod will land in ‘08.

08.11.07

Morning Munchies: Kentucky Hoops Upset, Big Three Takes Out Denver and Phillies Deal For Closer Lidge

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07.11.07

NFL Rant: Alligators are ornery ’cause their Medula Oblongata!

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Last Sunday the world watched Super Bowl XLII ½ . The New England Patriots and the Indianapolis Colts are the best teams in the NFL. Combine that with the fact the AFC won the past 4 Super Bowls and it gives the impression of a weak NFC. The National Football Conference has been called the “little brother� or “junior varsity� conference for some time now. Although the NFC does not boast the two top teams in the NFL, the conference is far from little league.

The AFC contains three of the elite teams in the NFL, the New England Patriots, Indianapolis Colts, and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Beyond those three teams, the conference is not very strong. An argument can be made for the Tennessee Titans, Jacksonville Jaguars, and the San Diego Chargers as the next level of top AFC teams, but this second tier is not a step above the NFC. The Tennessee Titans are 6-2, but have only beaten one team with a winning record, the Jacksonville Jaguars. Speaking of the 5-3 Jaguars, they were crushed by the NFC South, New Orleans Saints this past Sunday. The 4-4 Saints proved they are no one’s “little brother� as quarterback Drew Brees threw for 445yards and 3touchdowns, completing 71% of his passes against Jacksonville’s vaunted defense. Similarly the 3-5 Minnesota Vikings rushed into the history books with a win over the 4-4 San Diego Chargers. Reigning NFL MVP LaDainian Tomlinson was held to only 40yards rushing by the “mediocre� Vikings while their rookie running back Adrian Peterson ran for 295yards and 3touchdowns against one of the AFC’s best defenses. The AFC’s second tier teams losing to sub .500 NFC hardly equals dominance.

The Patriots, Colts, and Steelers play in the AFC, but let’s not forget about the NFC’s Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, and Green Bay Packers. The 7-1 Dallas Cowboys have one of the best offenses in the league led by Terrell Owens and Tony Romo. The Dallas Cowboys are second in yards per game in the NFL trailing the New England Patriots by only 22 yards per(428ypg to 406ypg). The 6-2 New York Giants might have the best pass rushing defense line in the league and have the second longest winning streak in the NFL with six victories.

Against the AFC the NFC’s elite have held their own. The 6-1 Green Bay Packers played their last two contests on the road in two of the toughest stadiums in the NFL(Mile High Stadium & Arrowhead Stadium) and came victorious over AFC teams. And we won’t bring up the drubbing the Detroit Lions put on the Denver Broncos this weekend.

The NFC and AFC have split their 40 games against each other this season, proving the conferences are fairly even. The AFC West and the NFC West are divisions that are without a team with a winning record. While both conferences have winless embarrassments such as the Miami Dolphins and the St. Louis Rams. The NFC has seven teams under .500 while the AFC only has six. In contrast, the AFC has four team with at least six loses while the NFC has three. The stat that proves equality is the 20-20 record both conferences share against one another. I am not claiming that one conference is better than the other, but the NFC is by no means the NFL’s junior varsity.

07.11.07

Morning Munchies: Shula vents, Schil re-ups, Paul drops Dimes, while Pac Man needs to put another quarter in the machine

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After meeting with Adam “Pac Man� Jones, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announces that he will uphold Jones season long suspension.

Don Shula says what everyone is thinking about the New England Patriots.

Curt Schilling inks an eight million dollar one year deal to keep his bloody red sock with the Red Sox.

Seattle Mariner outfielder Jose Guillen will be interviewed by the commisioner’s office inregards to allegedly purchasing steroids.

Check out ScottVanPeltStyle.com’s interview of one of my many crushes Sage Steele.

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