Archive for December, 2007
21.12.07

Morning Munchies: Steelers Win But Lose Parker, Duke Loses To Pitt and LeBron Outduels Kobe

- Barry Bonds, Baseball, Basketball, Football, Morning Munchies -

20.12.07

The MLB’s Very Own American Gangsters

- Barry Bonds, Baseball, Hip-Hop -

Leave it to a legend in the rap game, Sean “Jay-Z” Carter, to give us all the insight we need to get into the mind of some of the key players in the sports entertainment game.

In his latest album, American Gangster, Jay-Z celebrates success in a song called, “Roc Boys.” He gives a shout-out to everyone involved in making his hustle in the “game” possible, helping him vault straight to the top.

The same song could be used to describe what is likely going through the mind of many players implicated lately in the Mitchell Report — an investigative document pointing out alleged steroid and performance-enhancing drug users in professional baseball.

The professional sports “game” is similar to the “game” Jay-Z speaks to. Both games involve people who would do seemingly whatever it takes to make money, even if rules must be bent every which way.

The Mitchell Report only scratches the surface of what appears to be a very widespread amount of PED use through not just professional baseball, but also in the entire pro sports realm. Players of all ranks and classes have been implicated, showing us that not only are the minor leaguers doing what it takes to get rich, but also, players at the top are trying hard to maintain their already high-end lifestyle.

Just looking deeper into the first verse of “Roc Boys,” we get a glimpse of the modern performance-enhanced athlete’s mind, as it runs a parallel to Jay’s version of his “game.”

Line:

“First of all I wanna thank my connect,
the most important person with all due respect…”

Translated: BALCO’s Greg Anderson, Brian McNamee (former Yankees strength and conditioning coach) and Kirk Radomski (former Mets clubhouse attendant) have all served as a main connection for athletes to gain access to supplies of steroids and performance-enhancing drugs. Without theses connects, there may not have been as much “juiceâ€? to put into the various players’ backsides. The connects were the initial door needed to enter into the long hallway of enhancements that led to fame and success for quite a few players.

Line:

“thanks to the duffle bag the brown paper bag
the nike shoe box for holding all this cash.”

Translated: Know all that money getting placed in the pockets of the users? The money changing hands via FedEx packages or checks to purchase the enhancement drugs? Who knows where they stored it, but cash was more than likely the deciding factor in both ends of the decision to use PEDs — it was needed to access the PEDs, and was the main goal by which the PEDs were supposed to help attain.

Line:

“…boys in box who put greed before the badge”

Translated: This is a shout-out to the owners, general managers, union leaders and anyone in a position of power who turned their head while the steroids flowed like champagne at one of Jay-Z’s 40-40 nightclubs. According to ESPN’s Peter Gammons, from 1995 to 2006, the industry grew from $1.3 billion to $6.2 billion; including the years in question in the Mitchell Report. The one thing we can agree on in this whole mess is that greed motivated people on all fronts, even the watchdogs whose job was to keep the game clean.

Line:

“the first pusher who ever made the stash”

Translated: Chemists, the BALCO lab folks (Victor Conte & the gang) and that initial person who thought that, “Hey, I bet I could make a little change of my new innovation called Human Growth Hormone.” I’d like to see the increase in revenues of those companies! Surely they’re bobbing their head to this song.

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“the roc boys in the building tonight
oh what a feeling I’m feeling life”

Translated: This is the cheer for all the users listed not named Clemens or Pettitte, as well as those listed. The Mitchell Report essentially rehashed a lot of what we already knew about steroids and PEDs in baseball — it exists, and is widespread on all levels of the players of the sport. The report was enough to have the court of public opinion bring down cries of outrage, but no one really knows how to proceed from here, including Bud Selig. He opened Pandora’s Box and now, whatever move he makes to punish players will come back and haunt him.

Line:

“thanks to the lames ni***s with bad aim
thanks to a little change I’ll tear you out the game”

Translated: Thanks to those who tried to stop the steroid game, but failed; those initial whistle blowers who went unheard or ignored. There had to of been plenty of these types around, other than Jose Canseco. Or was it up until recently, when salaries skyrocketed (thanks to all the Scott Boras types out there!), along with game statistics, where people began to allow themselves to take notice? At any rate, greenies, steroids, PEDs and general enhancers to boost energy are around, they’ve always seemed to be around in some way, shape or form, and really, what can the league do to regulate them?

Line:

“bullet wounds’ll stop your buffoonery
thanks to the paster rapping at your eulogy”

Translated: The Chris Benoit situation brings pause to anyone who wants to think of the most extreme link to what could be the downside to using steroids or PEDs. We don’t know enough about the situation to make a direct connection. On this front, we will just say that no professional baseball player has been linked to gunshots related to using PEDs. But because many of the various forms of steroids are considered illegal drugs, we never know how far some people would go.

Line:

“to little kim and them you know the women friend who
carry the work cross state for a gentleman”

Translated: This covers agents, clubhouse managers, and “clubbies” who do whatever they can, as go-betweens, to cover for the actual steroid and PED users. Of course, some of the players mentioned in the Mitchell Report wrote direct checks or used their own personal credit cards to make these shady transactions – idiots. If you’re going to use and abuse, at least have the brains to use a middleman/middleperson so you don’t get burnt if, say, your own professional sports league investigates itself, despite allowing the chaos to run rampant for years.

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“yea, thanks to all the hustlers, and most important to you, the customer”

Translated: The baseball clubhouse unwritten code is what kept the players from outing each other until recently. But even when the issue of steroids or PEDs came up, or became controversial and in the public eye, we fans continued to buy tickets, team gear and watched games on TV. We continue to do so, despite all of the accusations of baseball being “tainted” by superhuman athletes.

Without us, their efforts would be worthless. We have enabled them to carry on in this “arms race” to be the most entertaining at what they do. We, the customer, will continue to because we seem to like watching superhuman athletes take on fellow superhuman athletes. They can do what we can’t. Although we may sometimes ask who’s behind the scenes pulling the strings and causing the amazement before our eyes to happy, in reality, we don’t care. We just want to be entertained.

20.12.07

Morning Munchies: Detroit Beats Boston, Parcells To Lead Dolphins and Schilling Calls Out Clemens

- Baseball, Basketball, Football, Morning Munchies -

18.12.07

Morning Munchies: Vikings Beat Bears, Dallas’ Roy Suspended and DMac Denies Philly Exit

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17.12.07

Morning Munchies: Michigan Gets Rich From WV, Clemens Mad At Mitchell and Dolphins Finally Win

- Baseball, Basketball, Football, Morning Munchies, Washington Redskins -

13.12.07

Mitchell Report Released… Now What?

- Barry Bonds, Baseball -

Read it. What does it mean to you? We will break down later. Must… examine… thoroughly…

UPDATE: Sure, you’re lazy. You just want names, right? Here goes, courtesy of the NYPost Blog:

Chad Allen
Gary Bennett Jr.
Mike Bell
Larry Bigbie
Barry Bonds
Kevin Brown (hGH 2000-04; with Yankees 2004)
Howie Clark
Mark Carreon
Roger Clemens
Jack Cust
Jason Christiansen
Brendan Donnelly
Chris Donnels
Lenny Dykstra
Bobby Estellea
Matt Franco
Eric Gagne
Jason Giambi
Jeremy Giambi
Jason Grimsley (hGH, 2000-05, with Yankees 2000)
Jerry Hairston Jr.
Matt Herges
Glenallen Hill (hGH; Yankees, 2000)
Darren Holmes
Todd Hundley
Phil Hyatt
David Justice (hGH after 2000 World Series with Yankees)
Chuck Knoblauch (hGH; Yankees 2001)
Tim Laker
Mike Lansing
Paul Lo Duca
Nook Logan
Josais Manzanillo
Cody McKay
Kent Mercker
Bart Miadich
Hal Morris
Daniel Naulty
Denny Neagle (implicated for hGH, steroids, 2000-04; with Yankees late 2000)
Jim Perque
Andy Pettitte
Adam Piatt
Todd Pratt
Stephen Randolph
Adam Riggs
Brian Roberts
FP Santangelo
Benito Santiago
Gary Sheffield
Mike Stanton (hGH, Mets 2003)
Miguel Tejada
Mo Vaughn (hGH; Mets 2001, out with injury)
Randy Velarde
Ron Villone (requested hGH, turned down by Radomski, with Yankees 2006)
Fernando Vina
Rondell White
Todd Williiams
Jeff Williams
Kevin Young
Greg Zaun

Players included due to other reports connected with Signature Pharmacies:
Rick Ankiel
Marvin Bernard
Paul Byrd
Jay Gibbons
Troy Glaus
Jose Guillen
Jerry Hairston Jr.
Gary Matthews Jr.
Scott Schoeneweis
David Bell
Jose Canseco
Jason Grimsley
Darren Holmes
John Rocker
Ismael Valdez
Matt Williams
Steve Woodard
(All players, excluding Canseco, declined to be interviewed for the Mitchell Report).

Again, I’ll follow up after digesting the situation and meaning of life here…

13.12.07

Morning Munchies: Mitchell Report Out Today, Said To Name Clemens and Other Yankees

- Baseball, Morning Munchies -

What happens when the most popular, successful, profitable franchise is burned by the same league who helped it flourish through the years? According to reports, we will find out later today, when former senator, George Mitchell, releases the results of a steroids investigation he put together in the past two years.

Originally thought to be ousting a bunch of “nobodys” for steroid use, the “Mitchell Report” is reportedly set to name one very famous record-breaking “future Hall of Fame” later today — Roger “The Rocket” Clemens. Right now, it’s just speculation, but his name does show up as a steroid user in this report, I would think it’s safe to say Barry Bonds has someone else he can compare his own case to. Clemens has the pitching records and accolades to match — and maybe even top — Bonds. Clemens was named in both Jose Canseco’s revealing book, Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant ‘Roids, Smash Hits & How Baseball Got Big, as well as in the Jason Grimsley houes raid that produced performance-enhancing drugs and a list of professional names of alleged users. He is arguably the best pitcher of all-time — and now, possibly, accused by the very league who made him famous? Wow. People didn’t pile on Clemens after he was named in the other steroid links, but they have to give him the same “Bonds-like” treatment if he is indeed implicated by the MLB, right?

And the Yankees… it’s all speculation and rumorville at the moment, but I will say that if they are found to have a number of indicated steroid users on their team, how can we trust that the league can handle this the right way? The Yankees are one of the most valuable sports businesses in the world. When they miss out on the playoffs, the league ratings and dollar catchers miss out. Think the league could appropriately prosecute its most important team? I don’t think so. And it doesn’t take this this report to point out this glaring fact.

Welcome to the world of sports, where everything you see may be amazing, but the behind-the-scenes “making of” sure isn’t.

12.12.07

Morning Munchies: Everett Walks, Petrino Pulls A Saban and Mitchell Report Completed

- Basketball, Football, Morning Munchies -

11.12.07

Morning Munchies: Vick Shown Love In Falcons Loss, The Arthur Blank Comment and Another Baseball Player Admits To Juice Abuse

- Baseball, Basketball, Football, Michael Vick, Morning Munchies, Washington Nationals -

10.12.07

Morning Munchies: Vick Sentenced To 23 Months, Tebow Wins Heisman and Patriots Remain Perfect

- Basketball, Football, Michael Vick, Morning Munchies -

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