The Berman clip inspired me today. So, after I cursed out a few people, I came back to my computer and looked up a few random YouTube clips (isn’t that site just… great? Everyone not named Berman would agree) So without any further adieu, here are a few clips and the inspiration to follow –

JORDAN VS. BIRD MCD’S COMMERCIALS

Jordan vs. Bird (no, not the video game) inspires me to: (1) Watch “Fast Food Nation”, (2) Pick up a basketball for the first time in over a year… and challenge someone to the most absurd game of HORSE ever. Scratch that, second-most absurd game ever, (3) Write MJ and see what the actual wager on the game was between he and Bird. You know he bet something.

BARRY SANDERS HIGHLIGHTS

Nuff said. This clip inspires me to: (1) Hunt down Scott Mitchell to see if he’s still working management, considering his playing days taught him the great skill called “delegation”, (2) Jog down the hallway and give someone a spin move, shimmy, stiff-arm, and then sprint away, (3) Deem Barry the most exciting running back of my time!

RANDOM KID — “INJURED, INJURED BAD”

This on isn’t directly about sports, but it is definitely dedicated to the Patriots injury report. This inspired me to: (1) Go out and buy that Tom Brady voodoo doll I’d been procrastinating to get, (2) Call my family in the south and make sure they’re all doing well… and staying healthy, (3) Hunt down further clips of Bill Cosby and that fine, puddin’ pop-inspired old show, “Kids Say The Darndest Things”.